Perhaps a ChocoTaco.
Posted by Aaron on Nov 23, 2009 at 8:46 pm
At work today we were too busy to take lunch breaks, so I ordered Chinese food from the place just around the corner. The food there is unremarkable tasty Chinese take-out. I like it because the lunch specials are crazy. You get a take-out standard, fried rice, choice of four different soups, and choice of two appetizers. For like six bucks!
But, You Guys! That’s totally not the point! When I finished scarfing down my food I ate my Obligatory Fortune Cookie. . .
And I got what may well be the GREATEST FORTUNE EVER!
Fuck yeah, it would.
November 23rd, 2009 | Aaron, Eatin' Fancy
Did you?
you really should
I think at the time I did as I was told. After all, the cookie must be obeyed.
Earlier this week, I won a two pound tin of chocolate covered cookies as a door prize at my company holiday party. But just tonight when I tried to satisfy my snack attack I found that the lid had some kind of Impenetrable Super Tape going fully around it. I tried to get through it but. . . I failed.
It would have been nice to treat myself, but instead I just went to bed hungry.