(My Glass Raised to You)
Posted by Sunday on Dec 24, 2009 at 11:28 pm
I wish a great deal of self-medication (this includes chocolate cream pie) for all during this time of the year — a time I must admit I enjoy, despite my penchant of actually and literally saying “Humbug!” After all: feasting holiday!
In the next week I will provide you the following:
- A review of a reusable coffee cup that sounds like a reusable feminine device
- Rude commentary (see above point)
- How to make my mother’s Top Secret Christmas Jello Salad¹
- An experimental fudge recipe my mother and I dubbed “The Titanic” (since the recipe’s author claimed it “never failed”) but which we later renamed “The Olympic” (after the Titanic’s sister ship that turned out to actually be unsinkable but which no one made a dramatic movie about)
- Photographs
- Links (maybe)
Aren’t you excited? I am. It might be the schnapps talking, but let’s be honest: it usually is.
¹Never actually a secret.
December 24th, 2009 | Food Rant
Here’s what I want: The Olympic of sweet, citrusy braided Christmas bread recipes. I made one that was just horrible…and it wasn’t me, I swear. Such a bummer. The peppermint bark recipe I got from Orangette was tasty, though…also fun to make.
Hear! Hear! Me never-ending gobbstopper mug is in a ‘virtually’ raised toast to y’all.
I hope every Anger Burger girl n’ boy has a tasty New Year’s.
Just play safe and smart … so’s we can dish out more shite to each other here until 2012, at which time we all need to meet in the desert for The End of Days celebration.
Cyber-hugs and high-fives to you all my friends, loved ones … and even you Darksiders.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CUP STORY?
Oh for fucking baby jesus’ sake. I’ll get right on it.