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One Of My Favorite Authors Needs Your Help

Posted by Sunday on Dec 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm in Totally Unrelated

Something awful happened to one of the writers I respect most in the world, Peter Watts, and it has led to a great deal of sad discussion around my household this morning.  First, the facts.

Peter Watts, a Canadian citizen, was crossing the border into the US returning to Canada from the US (from what I can gather he was helping a friend move), when for whatever reason he was punched in the face, pepper sprayed, kicked, left in a cell and then charged with felony assault on a federal officer.  If Watts did anything to provoke this attack, it wasn’t physical, and the assault charge is typical for when border guards want to hold someone overnight in a cell and make the rest of their border-crossing lives hard — in other words, it was petty.  There is a high likelihood that the spurious assault charge will be dismissed without Watts even having to be present, but there will unquestionably be complications.

So.  Watts is a writer, which means that he can’t afford the kind of legal defense that will come of this (another aspect of the guards’ pettiness that was likely intentional).  He was also physically attacked, remember, and he’ll get no recompense for this.

I think we can all imagine this scenario – it’s the kind of thing I think about each time I go through Security Theater at the airport.  A guard takes a special dislike to you.  You say something, maybe smart-assed, maybe just rational – things escalate.   And suddenly, this guard, this pent-up imbecile who has entirely bought into the bullshit his superiors have fed him about how important and powerful he is, he punches you in the face.  He physically attacks you.  You automatically defend yourself, an animal response, you lash back while moving away, call out for help.  Except you’re surrounded by more of these douchebags, and all they can think is fight! fight! And they’ve trained and trained for this and they have no idea what’s happening, but the pepperspray is out and you don’t have a chance.

Anyway, in the end, Watts has a felony charge against him.

So I tell Mike about this and he says, “Sounds like something that would happen to me,” and I realize that is why I feel so intensely upset over this.  It does sound like something that would happen to him.  Or me.  Or my dad.  Or anyone who is intelligent enough to question what people in arbitrary positions of authority do.

The discussion inevitably led into what we could do to help.  The problem for us is that we are broke, the poorest we’ve been in our adult lives.  Living without a savings for the first time since we started making money as teenagers.   Instead, all I can offer¹ Watts is my earnest attempt to get someone else to help him, so here I am: will you help him?

If you go to his website and donate to the PayPal account called “The Niblet Memorial Kibble Fund” (which was originally for Watts’ predilection for taking in stray cats) and send an email to donate (at) rifters (dot) com specifying that it is for his legal defense, it will get to him..  You can also help by supporting his normal route of income, his books.  I recommend Blindsight very highly.

¹ Well, I can offer a soft bosom to weep upon, but I don’t think his ladyfriend would like that. Or my gentleman friend.

December 11th, 2009 | Totally Unrelated

One Response to “One Of My Favorite Authors Needs Your Help”

  1. quagmire Says:

    GORRAM! That is just totally fucked up. Was it the Amurikan guards or his Canadian side guards? Doesn’t really make a hill o’ beans which, the damage is done. But I fully expect it was the Amurikans (and yes kids, I am intentionally spelling it that way … I do when I get pissed and ashamed of my own ‘countrymen’. I use that term loosely also, as it implies I want or have any identifying kinship with fucks of their ilk).
    I was harassed and detained for 3 hours with a friend in the 70′s for, what was later admitted to me confidentially by one guard, as simply looking like ‘no-good, long-haired hippies’. Once inside, they told us that their ‘electronic surveillance’ alerted to possible drugs in the car.
    Okay now, we’re talking 1974 era electronics … which consisted of 8-track tapes the size of a toddler’s head and $400. Hewlett-Packard handheld calculators with the memory capacity of a box of rocks! Computers had their own 6 acre, air-conditioned buildings and operated on a whopping 512k of memory, at best and bodies threw manual switches to make tube-type resistor on/off settings. And this shit detected possible drugs in our car 50 feet from the closest building. Uh huh, right. And Nixon was an honest and competent President too! Does anyone wonder why we stayed fucking stoned in those days?
    They did unrecompensed damage to my friends classic, mint, split-window VW Beetle in the process of ‘inspecting’ it, which is a border-guard euphemism for ‘lets tear this fucking car to pieces … and they proceeded to do so with gusto. After being released from separate holding rooms (read: cells), with no charges or apologies, we found his back seat full of the car’s parts that were literally ripped off in the process. My friend asked for restitution and was answered by a loud guffaw from the ‘destruction derby team’. In fact, one asstard leaned close in the driver window and said if we knew what was good for us, we’d haul ass out of their, pronto! … we Pronto’d pretty damn quick!
    Goddamn, I hope the Canucks have some sort of Legal Aid-type shit up there for Peter. I usually have great respect and admiration for how the Canadian government takes care of it’s citizens.
    I guess the only positive thing out of his ordeal will be (hopefully) some great writing material!
    Sorry this turned into a bitch-session for me everybody … I calls it Carpe Blogem … heh
    Please keep us updated here as things develop Sunday. I wish your friend well.
    Luv ya kiddo,
    yer no-good, over-the-hill-hippy Dada & his master, Atmo

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