Alice, Prepare Your Tastebuds for Victory!
Because you just won yourself a BRAND NEW CHERRY-BLOSSOM GREEN TEA KIT KAT BAR!

That’s right, with your BRAND NEW CHERRY-BLOSSOM GREEN TEA KIT KAT BAR you’ll be the talk of the neighborhood! As an extra bonus gift, there’s an inaccurate American label on the backside that claims this is an azuki bean Kit Kat bar. It is not.

Boy, aren’t you excited? Here’s the number from Random.org in case the rest of ya’lls is in denial that you lost:

Now, this is admittedly sort of strange and hard to believe, considering that Alice and I already have a history of mailing each other candy. In fact, it feels IMPROBABLE. But that’s randomness for you.
Everyone else, sit tight, for tomorrow is another day. And with a new day comes a new giveaway. Stand by.
May 5th, 2010 | Drama!






Your Fucking Famous!
Who, me or Alice? Because yes, if Alice. Less so if me.
Stop being so modest! Yes, Alice is also pretty famous.
Shit–I’m late. I “save” this site up for weeks at a time (or just forget cuz I’m betarded) so I can go on an Anger Burger bonanza, only to check in a couple of hours too late. Boo hoo hoo. I promise to pay better attention in the future.
This is a TRUE STORY!!!!: Today my dad and I were wondering where you’d gone! Absolutely true. It’s good to have you back, even if you seem sort of sober.
Also: new giveaway first thing tomorrow morning. You’re not too late.
Alice has hacks!
HAHA HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN
Alice can just go jump down a rabbit hole (or take the Blue Pill, whutevah!). But seriously, congrats Alice.
Congrats to Alice :D She should let us know what she thinks of the kitkat when she tries it.
She did let us know over at her blog! http://bread-and-honey.blogspot.com/