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Why I am Forbidden to Use the Grater

Posted by Sunday on Aug 18, 2011 at 3:46 pm

Every time.

Every.  Time.

August 18th, 2011 | Drama!

5 Responses to Why I am Forbidden to Use the Grater

  1. Aaron! says:

    Did you know that in today’s modern world many foods are available pre-shredded?

  2. Keith says:

    Same thing happens to the tips of my fingers EVERY time I use the microplane.

  3. Casey P says:

    I’ve gotten pretty good at keeping my fingers out of the path of the microplane teeth. But it took a few thousand of those and lots of scar tissue to develop that instinct.

  4. Sunday says:

    Well, Mike has said I’m not allowed to use the Microplane, but that’d mean I couldn’t make like 50% of my usual cooking. So the only truly 100% forbidden object is the mandoline, which (and there are several comments confirming this over at Anger Burger’s Facebook page) would probably result in my death by exsanguination.

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