I urgently need to show you something. It is not related to anything at all, except inasmuch as we all care about the advancement of humanity: the internet has achieved, for me, the pinnacle of everything. It is called Fashion It So.
It is difficult for me to be funny after reading this blog, because it sucks all the funny out of the any nearby consciousness in a predatory effort to use the funny for itself. It is a vampire who bit me and drained me of all my wit, and I write this as the remainder of humor drains from my body, unable to sustain me. But I don’t mind, because that vampire is so magnificent and sparkling that I want it to take my funny.
From a sheer copywriting standpoint, it’s genius. Mike the Viking is paid to teach copywriting, and I suggested that he just instruct his students to read Fashion It So and try to emulate it. But then he pointed out that he wouldn’t get paid anymore, and I sort of need that half of our finances, so that was that.
October 18th, 2012 | Obsessed, Totally Unrelated