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Jan 22, 2010

Since day one you’ve all asked, yes, yes, food and crap, but what about the t-shirts, Sunday?  Behold, my patient ones!

THE ANGER BURGER T-SHIRT:

Anger Burger at Zazzle!

That’s right, for a few ducats, you too can have the Anger Burger experience on your chest at all times.  More importantly, your children — who will be mesmerized by the Angry Burger Totem® like some kind of eerie Pied Piper nonsense — will be thrilled to do a little marketing for me.

As a side note, there is actually no logo or URL on the shirts, which I mention specifically because that is what I would want.  I mean, I do want it and it’s my intellectual property, but you know what I mean.  I just think we all can appreciate the allure and classiness of the Angry Burger Totem® without distraction.  Perhaps I will offer a logo shirt down the line, but for now… pure burger action.  You’re welcome.

4 Responses to Shop!

  1. Tom says:

    Resist.temptation.to.buy.the.whole.lot.

  2. alice says:

    DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN’S SIZES. GUESS WHO’S EXCITED?

  3. Sunday says:

    Tom:
    Well, at least print out a bunch of copies of the Anger Burger Totem and tape it to yourself. It’s very nearly the same experience, but at a $30 discount.

    Alice:
    There are indeed children’s sizes, yes. I know you’ve a particular leprechaun at your house that likes the burgers. Still peculiar to me, the way kids love the damn burgers. But I accept it.

  4. halcyon says:

    Aw, yeah!

    Also, how about wall decals? An anger burger wall decal will class up any joint.

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