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Jan 22, 2010Since day one you’ve all asked, yes, yes, food and crap, but what about the t-shirts, Sunday? Behold, my patient ones!
THE ANGER BURGER T-SHIRT:
That’s right, for a few ducats, you too can have the Anger Burger experience on your chest at all times. More importantly, your children — who will be mesmerized by the Angry Burger Totem® like some kind of eerie Pied Piper nonsense — will be thrilled to do a little marketing for me.
As a side note, there is actually no logo or URL on the shirts, which I mention specifically because that is what I would want. I mean, I do want it and it’s my intellectual property, but you know what I mean. I just think we all can appreciate the allure and classiness of the Angry Burger Totem® without distraction. Perhaps I will offer a logo shirt down the line, but for now… pure burger action. You’re welcome.
Resist.temptation.to.buy.the.whole.lot.
DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN’S SIZES. GUESS WHO’S EXCITED?
Tom:
Well, at least print out a bunch of copies of the Anger Burger Totem and tape it to yourself. It’s very nearly the same experience, but at a $30 discount.
Alice:
There are indeed children’s sizes, yes. I know you’ve a particular leprechaun at your house that likes the burgers. Still peculiar to me, the way kids love the damn burgers. But I accept it.
Aw, yeah!
Also, how about wall decals? An anger burger wall decal will class up any joint.